Today, the office was blaring Kanye West. Why, you ask. Well, because life needs a beat. And because I’ve been on a Kanye kick lately. Apologies to the assistant coaches because my “kicks” can last about 2-3 weeks too long and I absolutely overplay certain artists. This isn’t my point, but it is the back story to one of my latest, odd connections.
In ‘Through the Wire” Kanye talks about when the doctor told him that they were going to have to put a metal plate in his jaw. Oddly, my next thoughts had absolutely nothing to do with Kanye West. I started thinking about the first doctor to put a metal plate inside the human body.
How crazy is that? What a gutsy, creative, next-generation, boarder-line insane maneuver. Can you imagine the look on the first patient’s face? “Excuse me, Mr. Johnson, we’re going to have to bolt this steel plate into your chest. I took it from my ’72 Buick Skylark so it should be a good fit.”
There are people like this in absolutely every field. The person who thought about taking a tendon from a dead body and sewing into someone’s knee? People who are always trying to push the limit of what has been done before them. Others sometimes see it as re-inventing the wheel. Personally, I see it as inventing a better, more effective wheel. Or a wheel specific to a certain task.
I’m a problem-driven person. I love surrounding myself with other people like that too. I love it when we get a bunch of problem solvers together from different backgrounds. It’s a great brainstorming session of out-of-the-box ideas about how to make our program better.
Sadly in our field (athletics), we have too many people who simply regurgitate other people’s ideas. Workouts, exercises, game-plans, everything. People develop a cookie cutter mold and try to keep pumping out the same thing constantly. It works for some people. I’m not one of them.
I love puzzles. Crossword puzzles, Sudoku, Kakuro, I’d even do the occasional word-find even though it’s a waste of time. In the end, I love logic puzzles. And coaching is the biggest logic puzzle of all. I guess that’s why I’ve been drawn too it.
Coaching college athletics is like trying to solve a 5th grade algebra problem on steroids. This jacked-up problem has 100 different trains leaving 100 different cities at 100 different times. If that wasn’t good enough, on 7 of those trains someone pulled the emergency chord, 8 had a cow on the tracks, and 13 others ran out of gas. Man, I love Algebra.
So, if Billy is an 800m runner with X, Y, Z strengths and A, B, C weaknesses and you have 1, 2, 3 program assets then when does his train arrive in Albuquerque? GO!!!
Pencils down.
All that from a Kanye song…I must be losing it.